Tina? Is that you?
I don’t think i’ll get over Alec and how hilarious he was in last episode … i don’t know how many times i rewatched all his scenes today but every time i’m LMAO … the way he fell or jumped or whatever, all the “it was the chair” stuff, i mean look at his face every time he says “it was the chair” with all the pain in his eyes because nobody believes him lol … anyway that guy is awesome and he needs to stay on 30 rock.
I wonder if it eats bananas.
sfalajlkdjflkajsdfla i just spit water on my fucking cat omfg
Seriously though.
Who is Paul McCartney?
No. Seriously.
Sometimes I am so full of wisdom that it hurts my head.
It also feels really uncomfortable to have a full head. It’s usually so empty that I use it as a place to store candy for children. I love children and they isn’t learning.
I want the gender analyzer to tell me what gender I am.
It would explain so many unanswered questions.
But I don’t trust anything called analyzer. I don’t take it up the poop shoot, bro, regardless of what my wife might say.
